Dear Vampire-Sensei,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent . I think I realized it when When I quoted Forrest Gump In a clown suit and I saw you Sit on My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning your Our matching snoopy underwear but keeping Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore , Crimson-Fox-Demon
BLANK:
Dear (person of choice),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2)(3) and I saw yo